Review: Mike Tyson

Your either a retard, or a badass.

Review: Police

I think we're dead.

Review : Closet Doors

You wont see this coming

Thanks BrownBrownBlogS

Review : Sign Spinners

Thats how you sell pizzas

Thanks BrownBrownBlogS

Review: Spiders on Drugs

Nice web Mr. Crack Spider

Review : Terrorists

Jesus Fucken Christ Really?

Review: Bulls

thats probably my worst nightmare

Review: Lady Gaga

See....look what you've done now. That's a lot of arm flailing.

Thanks Mary Joy

Review: Karaoke

Why would you massacre a classic?

Review: Hockey Fans

Second favorite type of fan.

Review: Rides at the fair

Don't trust em


Thanks: brownbrownblogS

Review: 50 vs Cat

Review: garbage can full of water prank

...makes people mad

Review: Wicker Man

Nicolas Cage is a badass

Review: Slap Chop

I take back all that i've ever said about you shamwow guy.

Review: Michael Jackson as Captain Eo

How did this fly under the radar?

Sorry Jose....

....but he can replace you with a monkey for 80 doll hairs

Review: Bert and Ernie

The unibrow is gangsta

Review: Treadmills

Wait for it....

Sorry Jose....

but a turd in a tuxedo is still a turd

Review: Trash Cans

Trash cans can be funny too.

Review: Kermit the Frog

lyrical genius

Review: Hipsters (2009)

http://www.latfh.com/

Real hip

Review: Beyonce

Loves me some Beyonce

Review: The Best Business Card

What a waste of 25 years...

Review: Montell Jordan

Montell Jordan - This Is How We Do It
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Made me wish I was Jewish so he could sing at my bar mitzvah

Sorry Jose....

It's a circus, and I don't want to be one of the clowns.

Review : Officer Rivieri

Chill out dude.

Review: Tasers

Just cant get enough.

Thanks brownbrownblogS

Review : Radar Signs

Our tax dollars at work.

Review : Drive-up ATMs

inconvenient

Review: San Jose Sharks

over-rated

Review: McDonalds Parfaits

made for Carnies

Review: Drunk Texting

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

(706): I think I'm in Tiajuana
(404): You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
(706): I could be

Review: Boats

look at me cuz im sailing on a boat

Review: Boxing Kangaroos

They'll mess you up

Review: GT Bike Cheerleaders

Skeezers

Review: Schick Quattro Razor Commercial

A double entendre is a figure of speech in which a spoken phrase is intended to be understood in either of two ways. In most cases, the first meaning is straightforward, while the second meaning is less so; often risqué, inappropriate, or ironic.

Review: Dogs with Sunglasses

Every dog should own a pair

Review: Ducktales (1987)

classic

Review: Texas Tech

My new favorite team.

And another one.

Review: Football Fans

Are the best.

Review: Pirate Lifestyle

Seriously Overrated

Review: FreeCreditReport.com Commercials

Annoying

Review: Twitter

I don't care what you are doing right now.

Sorry Jose...

but you never know whose swimming naked till the tide goes out

Review: Edamame

Delicious

Review: Billy Mays

Better than shamwow guy

Sorry Jose...

But every rose has its thorn

Review: Metal

Awesome.

Review: Apologies

They are like assholes, everyone's got one; and they all stink.

Review: China Dust

is coming (according to Francis)

Review: Ninja Turles

wtf (go to the 1:35 mark)

Review: Names

Grapedrankisha.

Review: Pranks

Don't always go as planned. But always funny.


and another one..

Review: Thai Fast Food (Food)

Good Price. Small knife.

Review: Kazoos

Sweet.

Review: AT&T Tech Support

blows

Review: Chimpanzees Dressed Up

always funny

Sorry Jose...

Even monkeys fall out of trees

Review: Lady GaGa

a dude

Sorry Jose...

But it IS what it IS.

Review: Damian Marley

Calm down rastaman.

Review: 280

The best

Review: Turtles

Leave him alone. He'll wear himself out sooner or later.

Sorry Jose...

Can't stop, Wont stop. Eh Eh. Eh Eh

Sorry Jose...

You can't get a square peg in a round hole.

Review: River Rat

Get away from that thing.

Review: Sasquatch

Trust me. She's real.

Review: Possums

Gross

Sorry Jose....

But you ain't the only duck in the pond

Sorry Jose...

Your just one taco short of a combo plate.

Review: A-Bomb me once shame on you, A-Bomb me twice...(1945)

TOKYO – A 93-year-old Japanese man has become the first person certified as a survivor of both U.S. atomic bombings at the end of World War II, officials said Tuesday.



badass

Sorry Jose...

You just gotta keep on keepin on

Review: New Charles Manson (Picture)

Still crazy.

Sorry Jose...

I wouldn’t touch that with a 10 foot pole

Review: Falafel's Drive In (San Jose)

It's really good.

Review: East Bound and Down (2009)

Hilarous

Review: Point Break (1991)

It was good.




Memorable quotes:

Johnny Utah: Vaya con Dios, Brah.
Bodhi: Back off Warchild, seriously.
Johnny Utah: Bohdi! This is your wakeup call I AM AN F... B... I AGENT!


get your shirt here

Review: Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist (2008)

It sucked.

Mission Statement

The goal of this blog is to regularly post reviews of anything we think is hella good, just aite, or sucks.

On the side we will also be posting Sorry Joses. Example: Sorry Jose...you snooze you lose or Sorry Jose...its like finding a needle in a haystack.